Ooh. Dark.

Kay, story time.

Alan was on his way to the hospital for several reasons, and as he walked through the lobby he saw a young girl looking depressed. Not liking people to be unhappy, he tried to cheer her up, talked with her and learned her name ( Not important ). Kay, anyway, they talked, blablabla, until she had to go. Before she did, he asked her for her e-mail address. As he walked towards the nearest bus stop, he realised that he actually had feelings for her, ( Oh what a surprise ). He went home and e-mailed her and they started I.M-ing each other. After a few weeks of talking with her, he wrote a short poem about her, and that he liked her and stuff. She then requested that the both of them meet up again. When they met up the following day, she told him that she had a condition which made her lose control and literally cause mayhem. 5 seconds later she broke off a branch from a tree and poked him with it till there were more than a dozen holes in him. Okay that had to hurt. Before he bled to death, he took a chair which so happened to be beside him and threw it at her head. It gave her a concussion and as both of them were on the floor unconscious, some random dude went up to Alan and stole his wallet. Kay, anyway, up in heaven alan and his friend were having an argument and to shut them up, some dude grabbed a pole and swung it at the both of them. as they fell back to earth, the reverse happened and they were brought back to life. Unfortunately, they fell onto the porcupine section of the petting zoo. Just then, it started to rain and they were struck by lightning. Ooh, bad day.

So, you had a bad day, you buy a wadeh, you tell the auntie, you wanna take it away, you go to the counter, then you pay, then you say, you want some satay, you had a bad day, you bought a wadeh.....

Haha. Jk, of course, but its stupid yet fun to write.





lol.